Daylesford.

Dear Darling Designer Daylesford. Hmmm. Much like Venice, your pretty streets, bars and cafes quieten as afternoon rolls into early evening and day trippers pack their perfectly co-ordinated children into cars with prestige branding, and head back to the city.

OK, so not all of the cars in town were prestige…

The bustle of elbowing through ‘late in life’ parents pushing prams the size of a small car is exhausting for empty nesters of the same age, like us. I shudder at greying papa’s trying ever so hard to understand a toddler’s tantrum or wiping drool from a sleeping infant while beautifully groomed mama’s clutching designer monogrammed bags of apparel, desperately seek a wine and ancient grain salad.

Having taken the camper trailer for our mini long weekend break, we were fortunately able to escape the puffy jacket brigade and have quiet sessions in a peaceful, if not exactly inspiring caravan park. If, however, you prefer bustle and want to eat and shop without driving, there are countless B&B’s to stay in. This is a town for the visitor to stay, eat, drink and shop. Full of beautifully appointed shops and a multitude of eateries.

The Daylesford Holiday Park certainly has not been updated in the last decade at least. Although tidy, the shabby onsite shacks with retro aged, but not restored vans attached, are covered in dust, lattice or plastic café curtains to keep out the weather. Our powered site was interesting. The grounds keeper supplied an extension cord! Water was courtesy of a hose. Needless to say, we used our own water supply and left his hose coiled under the monolithic pine tree we were parked beneath, fearful of the overhanging branches the size of a train carriage coming down and crushing us like an aluminium beer can, and obscuring any hope of sunshine on a chilly Autumn day.

I may be sounding a little negative, usually my travel declarations are happy and full of love for where I have been and what I have seen. Perhaps my expectations of a pretty country town with lovely walks were somewhat dashed by the hordes of people cramming into cafes and shops. It felt like a miniature metropolis. There were lots of pretty walks, gorgeous buildings and parks, they were just extremely crowded. The botanical gardens are quite lovely, with a look out tower. Cars can drive through.

The caravan park was a good place for an overnight stop on the way to somewhere else, but it felt a little gloomy, drab and lacklustre for a longer stay. Perhaps I misjudged the towns tourist capacity, it’s been over thirty years since I last visited Daylesford, rather a lot has changed and improved, but personality has dissolved with the upgrade in facilities. The Daylesford Convent has some historical charm and art on display but charges admission to venture past the cafe.

Okay, the good points. For those who want to get out of Melbourne for somewhere nice to lunch and stroll the shops, and don’t want a long drive, it’s perfect. B&B overnight weekend, also perfect. The choice of places to eat are many and of quite a good standard. Bakeries are plentiful, Knick Knack shops, local wines and craft beers, and shop after shop for hours of browsing through ‘vintage’ treasures. (Ummm, sifting through trash and treasure crap at highly inflated prices.) These ‘retro’ market places are essential for killing time if the weather is inclement. So, they do serve a purpose other than promise a unique find.

For walkers, there are some decent hills to get your heart rate soaring and beautiful views from many parts of the town, although a lack of footpaths was an issue , we had to dodge a lot of SUV’s.

Must be a few sinners in town going by the number of churches.

Autumn can be sunny, warm, drizzly and cold. We had all facets of weather in the three days we spent in Daylesford. The leaves had turned their fiery pre-winter colours and the ground was blanketed in russet hues, thick and crunchy below trees that would cast cooling shade in hot summers and allow warming sunlight to shine through naked branches in cooler months. I have to admit, I did my share of kicking up leaves as we walked. Irresistible.

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Clunes is only a short drive away, and worth doing. Renowned for its book festival, it is a lovely town with beautiful old buildings in very good condition. Renovations and restorations are evident as original buildings are rendered usable without destroying the ambiance of the town’s main street. Although a tiny town compared to Daylesford, there are still plenty of choices for a coffee and cake, or lunch. Walking around the town is quite lovely, with interesting cottages and gardens to enjoy.

The drive is through pretty countryside, although we did miss a turn on the way back and ended up on a road quite reminiscent of the Oodnadatta track, and met some overly curious cows with rather loud moos.

We were lucky to score sunny, if not terribly warm weather on arrival, although the clouds rolled in and rain began to fall intermittently, but we felt cosy in our Penguin camper trailer and munched on cheese and delicious bread we had bought from the Himalaya Bakery in Daylesford. The baker hand sliced the loaf for us, for which I was very grateful, and I am very glad we walked into his bakery as the bread was delicious and toasted beautifully for breakfast the next day.

The Daylesford Lake promised old time grandeur but it needs a jolly good tidy up.

There are some mineral water pumps, a decent walk around the lake, but it was terribly scruffy. We didn’t bother with tea at the Boat House Cafe as it was overflowing toddlers and mum’s due to a large play ground and masses of ducks. Great for mums of little ones. I loved the birds but they are obviously used to people as they had no fear and come looking for handouts.

We checked out the Hepburn Spa mineral springs. A nice walk, but it was freezing when we got there. We couldn’t check out the pool as it was hidden from public view, but there are a serious of pumps which we didn’t taste the waters from. If there was water flowing it would have been quite pretty, but it has been dry, so hopefully they will get some rain and fill the waterways this winter.

The Chocolate factory captured us. We picked out 10 chocolates. which cost almost $30. Beware if you have kids with you.

In summary. Daylesford is great for those who like to eat out and shop in a pretty location away from Melbourne. I recommend the B&B option for an overnight stay. It’s not however, for travellers who enjoy camping in seclusion. And beware the pubs, they look like pubs from the outside, but inside they are sterile pokies environments. Although this menu was amusing.

I fell in love with this doggy and his ever so practical but not terribly cool jumper. He made my day. Love him.

Cheers.

Cape Conran

Evenings at Cape Conran Banksia Bluff camp ground are a gorgeous thing. As the sun sets, fires dot the campsite and campers sidle up to the fabulous BBQ plates that swing out over glowing fire pits. The smell of cooking permeates the air and a feeling of peace settles even the rowdiest of kids.

We were fortunate on our first visit to Cape Conran to score a windless, sunny Autumn long weekend. Sitting outside late into the night was idyllic to say the least.

The beach is not particularly safe for swimming, but many were trying to fish, and surfers bobbed in the waves. Wet suits are needed for the bracing chill of the water. This beach provides a beautiful walk for those who are not enticed into the furious waves. East Cape beach is a little less ferocious and there were quite a few families in the water, although still mostly in wet suits. Definitely boogie board and body surfing territory.

Banksia Bluff camp ground is divided into dog friendly sites on the right and no dogs on the left. Families seemed to have congregated mainly in the centre area and the left end seemed to have mainly childless groups and couples, although this may have been a coincidence at the time we were there. There were very few caravans, this is very much a tent camp ground, vans would struggle to fit unless small and easy to manoeuvre. There is no power, and no fresh water, only bore water not suitable for drinking. BYO clean water! Toilets are septic and flushing, which is a bonus, but showers are outdoor cold bore water only.

Beach walking from Banksia Bluff camp ground.

Early morning joggers messing up the sand.

Sailors Grave has a boardwalk with views of rocky coastline. Although not a taxing walk, it is not suitable for those with mobility issues. There is a bit of rock hopping and the lower steps are quite steep due to erosion.

Low tide.

Salmon Rocks at low tide provides opportunity for clambering over boulders and peering into rock pools. The beach here is relatively safer and much more populated. Wear good gripping shoes if you intend to climb. I fell off a rock and bruised more than my ego.

Endless photographic opportunities.

Shells. Shells. Shells. Skipping stones.

Yeerung River estuary has a calm swimming area. Great for families. Lots of Esky’s and blow up floaty toys and canoes scattered the sand and water, a colourful scene reminiscent of a work place picnic. You have to drive to this location and parking is limited.

Inverloch…Andersons Inlet

Totally amazing at low and high tide. Andersons Inlet.

I had heard about Inverloch for years, but never ventured to this incredible place. After one visit to Andersons Inlet, I was hooked and it is now a regular place for time out. Even more so, for being an easy drive and reasonably close to Melbourne.

The first time I checked out Inverloch/Andersons Inlet, we stayed at the Big 4 caravan park. Now, while this is a great park for families with young kids due to the amazing water park, it was a bit noisy and crowded for us middle aged empty nesters, so we stay at the foreshore caravan park, run by the Big 4 office, but much quieter, with new amenities. Beach access is easy from this area. And the grassy sites are beautiful.

I love this water wonderland. The low tides allow for miles and miles, (or kilometres for the young people) of walking. In the heat of summer, at low tide groups of people lounge in shallow pools between sandbars in bath water warm clear water. High tide means easy swimming. The sand is clean, no rocks and very little seaweed. You really have to see for yourself. This is a great environment for all ages.

I have been told by locals and regular visitors the pier is used for jumping in to the sea at high tide, and that there are heaps of sting rays reside below. I don’t think I could be persuaded to fling myself in…

High tide at the pier can be a little scary.

Townsend Bluff estuary walk is an easy stroll. So beautiful. We did the walk along the path and then hit the beach for the return.

Take a moment to stop on the bridge and look in the water. We saw jelly fish in the seaweed and spent ages watching them.

The massive expanse of sand at low tide had billions of little crabs scuttling about and there is no shortage of birdlife in the area.  

Dotted along the beach, everyday there were new drift wood constructions appearing. So cute.

Bakery Bliss! Paul the Pieman had really good bakery products. I walked into town everyday, and came back with a bag of yummy cakes, bread or pastries. Not good for weight loss, but it sure put a smile on our faces. And the IGA had ridiculously good homemade salads.

I can’t help myself. I love taking photos of stairs.

Low tides are amazing.

Beautiful sunrise.

And incredible sun sets.

Patterns in the sand. It really is a stunning place. I love patterns.

Only 13km’s away, Cape Paterson offers a great walk with rock pools and incredible rock formations. Well worth a day trip, and there a few stops along the way with viewing platforms. Get out and have a look. It’s worth it. Some of the views are as impressive as the Great Ocean Road.

Walking along the coastline Cape Paterson. Wear good shoes as the rocks are really sharp.

Scary!

From Venus Bay you can access Andersons Inlet from the opposite side. A short pretty walk takes you to the waters edge, which is more a fishing area than swimming. The coastal flora was blooming and beautiful and strangely we saw a fig tree on the path.

Cape Gloucester, Queensland.

IMG_2176Just under an hour from Airlie Beach an easy, pretty drive north through sugar cane fields takes you to Cape Gloucester. This area is almost devoid of tourists. It wasn’t hard to imagine yourself in total seclusion and become enveloped in calm.

We landed in Airlie Beach and decided to stay for one night before heading north. We chose Mantra Club Crocodile. Although slightly dated, it was comfortable and provided everything needed. The rooms overlooked the pool, as did the restaurant, which was a very pleasant outlook for breakfast. Breakfast was very good although the coffee was not so good. As it is out of Airlie Beach a little, you would have to walk a decent distance or drive to get into Airlie Beach proper.

The walk into Airlie Beach is a well defined track, with locals enjoying the space as much as the tourists.

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Airlie Beach Market is on every Saturday. The Best Sausage Rolls in the world can be enjoyed along with a song and some great Ukulele playing. There is no shortage of places to eat in Airlie Beach and plenty of shops to pick up a summer frock, or a pair of shortsIMG_2579

The marina is huge and very well populated.

We enjoyed experiencing Airlie Beach, but were anxious to check out Cape Gloucester and hit the road early after a quick shop for food supplies.

Cape Gloucester filled all my expectations of a beach break. As each perfect day passed, I felt myself slow down and relax and couldn’t stop exclaiming about the blueness of the water. It is one of the most ideal places to relax and unwind I have ever been to. The stunning views of the Coral Sea, sandy beaches and beautiful sunsets are so amazing you get torn between keeping this destination a secret and telling everyone about it with much enthusiasm.

We were lucky to have had the opportunity to attend a family wedding at Cape Gloucester Eco Resort. Accommodation consists of cabins of different sizes, and a few motel style rooms, all set in the natural surroundings. It is quiet, private and very, very relaxed. All of the accomodation faces the beach. We stayed in one of the smaller rooms, but they still have a sink, small fridge, microwave and come with basic crockery, cutlery, toaster, kettle etc. there is no oven or cook top, but there are shared bbq’s dotted around.

The resort has a restaurant and bar overlooking the pool and beach. Tables are also set amongst the trees on the sand, giving you a brilliant view of the incredible sunset. You can virtually enjoy the fabulous view from wherever you choose to sit. Even when the resort is full, there is enough space that you are not tripping over strangers.

I spent my days swimming at high tide, walking along the beach looking at what had washed up on the sand at low tide, and at night, gazing at the sun setting over the sea.

I have been told Cape Gloucester is one of the few places in Queensland where you can watch the sun set over the sea due to its West facing beach, and the sunsets are awesome. Australia has many beautiful deserted beaches but it’s amazing to find one so undeveloped while so close to a major tourist destination like Airlie Beach. I was mesmerised by the calm turquoise and fine white sand. I still can’t stop talking about how beautiful it was. I was fascinated by the variety of beautiful plantlike and sea shells exposed at low tide.

And of course there is heaps of wildlife. We loved the scrub turkeys, but they were too fast for me to get a decent photo. Ducks and kanga’s were more inclined to pose for southern tourists.

Apart from the resort, there is not much else around. We had to drive back to Airlie Beach for food shopping. This is a place for serious chilling out. Don’t come here expecting shops, restaurants and tour buses. It is gloriously unspoilt. Dingo beach nearby has a swimming enclosure for stinger season. Hideaway Bay, is great for walking, very pretty but not so good for swimming. Worth a visit.

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If the sign says ‘beware cattle crossing’ believe it! And there are snakes. We saw a huge bugger trying to cross the road. Sharks, and croc’s are whispered to be around, but fortunately we didn’t come across any of them, and i am still unsure if the locals were baiting us.

All of the surrounding beaches usually have low waves and calm conditions, (unless it is cyclone season) and are relatively safe for swimming, but they are best at high tide, as rocks and tidal flats are exposed at low tide. Take care of the numerous submerged rocks along many of the beaches. I scraped my knee on a submerged rock and it bled profusely. And really hurt.

Cape Gloucester is a lovely location for a wedding. The ambiance, pretty view, relaxed atmosphere and food combined to make a brilliant day.

If you are looking for a day trip, Bowen is under an hour away and hosts a Sunday market with beautiful fruit and vegetables.

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Just before Bowan township is the ‘Big Mango’ and it’s a beauty. People were lined up waiting to take photo’s. I couldn’t resist.

And i must say, the food and cocktails at the resort are not bad!

I highly recommend Cape Gloucester and surrounds. I will return.

Central Australia. Uluru, Kings Canyon, MacDonnell Ranges, Oodnadatta Track, Wilpena Pound. 6140km’s. 21 days. August 2018.

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On a wet, windy, very cold afternoon, our time had come to experience one of the greatest iconic Central Australian Road Trips. Melbourne was left behind as we battled angry rain and seriously strong gusty winds. The weather was truly miserable but the forecast predicted clear sunny days coming up, with temperatures in the low to mid 20’s. Perfect for walking and exploring

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We spent our first night at Charlton Travellers Rest, three and a half hours out of Melbourne. Tired and somewhat wet by the time we set up the camper trailer, (I have to admit, I was dry. I refused to get out of the car until the trailer was up. My man of the day got out, and got…wet) dinner was far from gourmet but hit the spot. Baked beans on toast, with a sprinkle of Parmesan and a crunchy pickle on the side washed down with a nice Shiraz. Camp food. It was a perfect simple comfort meal and a great start to our trip. Cheers.

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Animals are a great ice breaker for making friends. We met a relaxed triangle of dad, young son and faithful dog. Camping in a dome tent, driving a retro gold Cortina they were undaunted by the weather and had a fire going in the camp kitchen. We had a lovely chat. How cute is there little beagle? She was so well behaved.

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The pretty Avoca river has several walks if you decide to stay in Charlton for a couple of days. The main street offers a good stroll and some interesting shops. Saturday morning we had a long drive ahead. 630km’s to Burra.

Lunch was in Ouyen at The Mallee Bakery. The cakes were something else! 9/10. Worth a stop.

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BURRA.

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Burra is a very interesting pretty little town, with lots of restored buildings and cute cottage accommodation. A heritage trail via a key which gives you access to unlock historical sites is a great way to walk the town and learn about its history. Upmarket shops in the main streets indicate seasonal crowds a plenty, but on Sunday morning as we walked its streets, Burra was a sleeping town, although there were gradual signs of retailers coming to grips with starting the day as the morning turned towards lunch time.

Amenities at the Burra caravan park were very good. Excellent showers, nice and hot. The toilet blocks have recently been renovated and are very clean. The laundry has big new washers and dryers.

Take note: According to a Burra local, ‘Burra is either freezing cold, or very very hot. There is nothing in between.’

Be warned, the border crossing at Renmark from VIC into SA is a stop and search area. They will search your car and caravan for fruit. I lost my tomatoes and avocado’s.

PIMBA.

Back on the road, lunch was at Spuds Roadhouse in Pimba. Just before Pimba there are some excellent salt lakes. Very pretty. Take care of animals on the roads. We had to slow for sheep wandering around and saw two cows that had been hit.

I love this idea. In the car park bins have bicycle wheels on them to stop rubbish flying out in the wind, and check out the showers!

GLENDAMBO.

I really like Glendambo. There is a huge area behind the pub with spacious camp sites and several covered open sided shelters which provide protection for campers in tents or swags. There were a group of young ‘lads’ in one of these shelters with a portable patio heater and swags. They were quite comfortable regardless of the rather windy, cold evening. The pub is a terrific building, a really lovely space with a huge open fire which turns out to be a perfect way to relax after a meal, have a drink, and chat with fellow travellers on large plush couches around generous coffee tables. I highly recommend the pub for dinner. The menu is basic, steak, barramundi, schnitzels etc. typical pub fare. We both chose the barra with chips and salad and it was excellent.

Glendambo to Coober Pedy has plenty of rest stops but here are no roadhouses, so make sure you have a wee before you hit the road unless you are happy to drop your knickers without a bush in sight to hide behind. This is remote country.

COOBER PEDY.

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As we approached Coober Pedy, signage began to line the roadside. It’s bit sad. The town outskirts are very messy. I didn’t find Coober Pedy an inspiring town. I think the lure to visit is due to the unknown rather than the actual experience. This is definitely a mining town, utilitarian rather than pretty. We stayed at Big 4 Stuart Range Outback Resort.

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There is no water in Coober Pedy, it is all trucked in, so showers are coin operated. Twenty cents for two minutes. Signs remind you to ‘have your coins ready!’ It actually isn’t too bad. The water came on hot and strong immediately the coin dropped.

There is a large pool, but it is closed ‘indefinitely’ due to structural damage.
A local told me the wind gets crazy bad in September, strong and relentless, a good thing to bear in mind when planning to travel. We were there in August and it was quite blustery. A good thing is the colder weather means less flies!

Strange signs in the main street.

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The Breakaways.

27km’s from Coober Pedy is The Breakaways. Well worth a detour. The view is spectacular, and the colours amazing. The road is unmade but well graded. It really beautiful.

On the way to Erldunda, we had a couple of stops. Lunch at Cadney Park Homestead, where we were very impressed by the simply delicious, extremely yummy, buttery, crunchy, grilled cheese sandwiches. Coffee is expensive at $6 but it is a large mug. There are toilets, easy parking and if needed a caravan park. This is a licensed bar in a huge space. It is a comfortable place to stop for a break but there is no phone service. We also stopped at Kulgera Hotel, the last pub in SA and the first in NT. It has a cosy little bar, with gorgeous old timber door fridges. The ceiling is an art installation of hanging hats and bra’s. Outside there is a hills hoist hung with shoes. I love the way people leave bits of themselves behind.

Erldunda.

Erldunda is a huge caravan/camping park with shady trees and lots of red sand. There is an animal enclosure with a camel that appears to have a fun time chasing a wallaby, kangaroos, a beautiful rooster and emus.

There is no camp kitchen, there are some outdoor BBQ’s, but they were surrounded by men who had happily settled in with a beer, chat and cooking and I felt I would intrude if tried to squeeze in. There is a licensed hotel on site, take away food and groceries. The amenities block is huge, but bore water again. Not suitable for drinking.

YULARA.

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A three hour drive from Erldunda is Ayers Rock Resort, Yulara. It’s a huge complex, which is not surprising. It covers all facets of accommodation from resort style rooms, down to unpowered sites. It has bars, cafes, a very good IGA, post office and all manner of shops. Arrive as early as you can. As the afternoon turns into early evening, campers can sit in quite a long line waiting to check in. Staff at reception are efficient, friendly and professional but they struggle with the huge numbers of people who turn up after lunch. Campsites vary dramatically so early arrival can help with a better site allocation. There is no grass, but there is a good supply of shade, which is a bonus. All water is drinkable. The amenities are in need of refurbishment but okay. The IGA is excellent. Very well stocked and fresh. Take away booze can only be purchased from one area. You need to show your camp ground pass to purchase alcohol from any outlet at Yulara.

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A short walk behind the campsites takes you to the top of a sand hill where you get a fabulous view of Uluru. We didn’t know it was there, and were taken by surprise by the unexpected, truly beautiful sight. Awesome is not a word I generally use, but this rock is awesome! It’s a long drive getting here, after so much driving allow a few days to walk and explore. It is a peaceful environment and nice to spend a few days and enjoy it.

Uluru.

We chose not to climb Uluru out of respect. Instead we walked the 10km track that circles the rock. The pathway is flat and well maintained. Although long, it is an easy walk. Take plenty of water. Even early in the day, with the temperature only in the mid 20’s it got quite hot in parts where there is no shade. Note, there are no toilets on the walk. The café at the cultural centre has a limited choice of food but it is good and very reasonably priced. A burger only cost $8.50. There is also coffee and a selection of cakes. Plenty of souvenirs and artwork are available and the toilets are clean. The building itself is beautiful, with stories and artworks for visitors.

The Olga’s – Kata Tjuta.

Kata Tjuta (The Olgas) is a beautiful walk. It is indeed impressive. Just under an hour’s drive from Yulara, it is a 7.4km circuit walk. There are drinking water stations in a few places around the walk, and clean drop dunnies. The walk takes you through some incredible spaces, views and colours. The track is never dull. It changes constantly. It can be challenging in parts with steep ascents and climbs and loose rocks. This is a great walk, don’t be discouraged if you think your fitness level is not good enough. I am a middle aged somewhat chubby person who doesn’t go to the gym, has never done Pilates, I don’t jog, don’t swim countless laps, I walk a little each day, and I did this walk reasonably comfortable with only a bit of huffing and puffing during certain very steep climbs, which although tough, are short. Remember to stop and look behind you. Sometimes the view from behind is amazing and you will miss it.

The path varies greatly, from flat and well defined, to scrambling up rock faces.

Kings Creek Station.

30km’s before Kings Canyon Resort make sure to drop in at Kings Creek Station. They offer a variety of food including the Freddy Burger! Which are camel patty burgers. The biggest surprise was the pastries. Portuguese tarts and apple and berry crumble slices. They are so good we stopped there again on the way back from Alice Springs. Unbelievably delicious.

Kings Canyon.

Kings Canyon Resort was relaxed and comfortable but the amenities could do with refurbishment. The campground is large, the sites spacious and shady. There is no internet, and no Telstra. Only Optus. There are some Wi-Fi spots at a charge. The Outback BBQ and Grill is worth going to for a feed. It has live entertainment and large communal tables where people chat and share stories over dinner. The meals are simple, hearty and good. The bar offers pizza and there is a restaurant on site, but most people opted for the casual eateries. Look out for dingo’s! A little fellow poked his head under the canvas wall of the Outback BBQ dining hall and slunk off into the kitchen. As the sun sets, colours move and change over a spectacular rocky backdrop. It is quite dramatic. A sunset viewing area in the park serves drinks and crisps every evening while the sun sets.

The Walks.

Kathleen Springs Walk.

Kathleen Springs Walk is an easy 2.6km return walk on a well made path which leads to a deep clear spring fed waterhole. There is no swimming allowed. It is very peaceful, tucked away under towering rock walls. Signs along the path explain aboriginal culture of the area. It is a tranquil spot. I enjoyed the solitude and quiet. Late in the day is a good time to go as there were only a few people around.

Kings Canyon Walk.

fullsizeoutput_c56This walk is one of the highlights of my travels anywhere in the world. The start is tough. A steep climb up a lot of rocky steps. I had to stop a couple of times and try to breathe! Once you get up there however, the rim walk itself is reasonably easy. It’s a big walk but worth every grunt and drop of sweat. Every way you turn it is gob smackingly beautiful. The natural beauty of the area is mind blowing. It is tricky at times. I had to use my bottom to slide down several rocks as my legs were too short to jump or scramble down…and it felt just that little more secure sitting on the job! It is a very busy track. I saw too many people charging past, more eager to complete the walk than absorb the beauty. Stop and sit occasionally. Let people pass so you can snatch a few moments of quiet. I lay back on a smooth rock and closed my eyes, soaking up the warmth of the sun. It was very nice. This is a walk that deserves to be savoured rather than guzzled.

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Camaraderie.

People become familiar faces as we move from one site to another. Brief friendships form as we catch up for chats on trails, and over meals. At each stop we pick up another couple of buddies, increasing the friendship group. It is a very friendly, multi-age community that travels the outback.

Alice Springs.

We chose to stay at Big 4 MacDonnell Ranges so we could explore the MacDonnell Ranges. It is very clean and has plenty of shade and grass, I noticed each site is watered as people leave.  This is a great park for families. Kids are well catered for and it is the first time I have seen a quiet reading room! For over 16’s only. Interesting concept. However, I didn’t see anyone in it. The camp kitchen is a ripper, with a huge TV on the wall. The amenities are super clean and good water flow. They also have a coffee, pancake and strawberry van that operated in the evenings which was quite popular.

Ormiston Gorge.

Ormiston Gorge is approximately 130 km’s from Alice Springs. We went there first and worked our way back, stopping to explore the Ochre Pits, Serpentine Gorge and Ellery Creek Big Hole, all doable in one day.

Ormiston Gorge is beautiful. A large waterhole with birds diving for fish. The jade green water contrasted perfectly with the red of the towering surrounds. We sat here for ages soaking up the beauty. The sand was as clean and pure as any beach I have been to. A huge dry river bed leading to the water hole is stunning. I loved it, and took about a million photos.

There is a small kiosk here with decent coffee and plenty of shady spots outside to sit around. These cute birds kept us amused for ages with their preening and pompous display.

The Ochre Pits.

This was an interesting spot. Long vertical stripes of different coloured ochres tower above a dry river bed varying from white through yellow to reds.

Serpentine Gorge.

Serpentine Gorge is a small waterhole surrounded with amazing colours.

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Ellery Creek Big Hole.

Ellery Creek Big Hole is stunning. Everywhere you looked was beautiful! The reflections in the still water were mirror like. Another million photos went into my IPhone. Mind blowing. It is hard to reproduce what the eye can see. I can only recommend you go and see for yourself and feel these places. The tranquillity and power. Incredibly emotional landscapes.

Standley Chasm. Angkerle Atwatye

Standley Chasm walk takes you right in to the chasm. 80m sheer red rock walls tower above you. This is an easy, pretty walk accessible to most people. It is a popular destination at noon when the sun is straight above. There is a good kiosk with food and coffee. And toilets.

Simpsons Gap.

Simpsons Gap is another wonderful walk along a dry river bed with huge beautiful gum trees throwing shade onto the pristine sand. I gotta say, I love those river beds. It’s like being at the bottom of the ocean, without water…or fish…or seaweed. But still the same feeling! The waterhole is quite different to the previous ones. Each of these gaps in the range have their own feel and personalities. Simpsons Gap is a tour bus destination. A huge group were there when we arrived, chattering away with little regard for the peace of those not on the tour. It was still a gorgeous place to see, but I wish we had missed the tour bus crowd so we could soak up more of it in solitude.

Marla.

We rocked into Marla early afternoon, with plenty of time to set up and chill for a few hours before the cool night kicked in. Just as we were settling down, the first of ninety NSW Variety Club Bash vehicles began revving their way into Marla’s traveller’s rest camping site. They had come from Oodnadatta as part of a ten day journey from Bonnyrigg NSW to Braitling NT. Over the next few hours the campsite slowly filled with colour and noise. A band set up and we were glad to be tucked away in a relatively quiet corner…except…behind us was a bank of huge generators that hummed throughout the night. Take note, don’t choose a camp site along the back fence, these huge generators are noisy and don’t stop at night. There is heaps of accommodation in cabin and motel style, plenty of unpowered sites but not so many powered. Get in early if you want power. There is grass, but you can’t park on it. Bore water only. There is a large pool. A tavern, restaurant, well stocked IGA and fuel.

Great effort.

Pretty Bougainvillaea in Marla.

Marla to Oodnadatta.

Excited to start the Oodnadatta track, we hit the road at 9am. Not a car was in sight. Kicking up some reasonable dust behind us we were very glad the variety club vehicles had came through the day before or we would have been driving through a constant stream of dust and kicked up stones as they passed. Phew! The surface of the track starts quite reasonable, with some corrugations on and off, nothing that can’t be handled with sensible driving and lower speed. We were lulled into a false sense of security. Pretty soon the road deteriorated. The surface varies a great deal, from big loose stones to soft dust and horrid corrugations. We let our tyres down to 26psi while on the track. There are many creek crossings, all dry during our drive but there are many many many floodway signs. Anyone who decides to do the track in the wet needs to be sure they are confident with adverse road conditions and have a suitable vehicle.

The Pink Roadhouse – Oodnadatta.

Hmmmm. A very interesting experience. And it is an experience. The roadhouse itself is large, open and pleasant, with big tables. Terrific for a lunch stop. Behind the roadhouse is the caravan park. This dusty piece of land quickly filled with camper trailers and small vans as the afternoon turned to evening. Jostling for space, it soon became a carpark, each new arrival expressed visible disbelief as they circled and scrambled into a vacant space. The amenities caused quite a stir, I chose not to use the showers as they offered very little privacy. The laundry contains retro cement troughs, not so much a cute idea as perhaps the original wash troughs have never been replaced. The camp kitchen does have a microwave, kettle and toaster but the shed that covers them is dilapidated, and although the communal benches and tables appear to invite people to congregate, the dirty space is not comfortable and while we were there, I didn’t see anyone use it. I don’t like to berate a place, but a bit of TLC, even of a minimal nature would show some respect for the many visitors that stop here. I certainly felt my money offered nothing more than a nights power, a frightening toilet and a place to park. There was nothing to offer comfort, welcome or service to weary travellers.

Oodnadatta to William Creek.

The road improved significantly. Well graded and wider than a standard road it was possible to maintain 80km speeds for most of the drive while towing a camper trailer. The road is not straight, or flat. It bends and curves and follows the undulating landscape with many dips and crests. Colours and landscape change frequently. It’s not a difficult drive, but you need to concentrate. Go slow and look out for animals and other vehicles. There are ruins scattered along the old Ghan railway. It is worth a stop and a look at a few of them, the beautiful red stones they are built of are gorgeous and offer terrific photo opportunities.

The Algebuckina Bridge.

The Algebuckina Bridge is a popular stop both for a quick look and for self sufficient overnight campers. Rings of rocks containing charred remains are scattered randomly and indicate the amount of campers who do stop overnight. We climbed up for a look and I, who am not scared of heights, felt distinctly uncomfortable looking down through the steel mesh to the ground waaaay below. It’s quite a nice spot to camp. But there are no facilities or water.

William Creek.

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This camp ground is spacious, there are a few trees, cabins and recently renovated amenities which are thankfully clean, and have good hot water flow. We chose to have dinner in the hotel and it was good. The ceiling as you enter is covered in business card let by travellers. I added mine! 

A limited pub menu of the usual favourites, fish and chips, Parma and the unusual addition of goat curry. Desserts were excellent. We sampled choc lava cake and sticky date pudding. A warm fire enhanced the relaxed atmosphere and the ambiance invited travellers at adjoining tables to turn chairs around and share yarns. Out in the camp ground, fires provided a convivial atmosphere in the cool evening. It is a peaceful, friendly campsite and the shower/toilet facilities were a welcome relief. I definitely recommend stopping at William Creek.

The Oodnadatta track changes continually. Dry lakes and river beds, red hills, land so flat it disappears into the horizon without a bump in sight. There so are many variations in the soil and vegetation. I did not for a moment think the drive was boring. It is demanding, and extremely beautiful. Passing drivers give a wave, feel good moment that comes from sharing the Oodnadatta track drive. There are also a lot of man made points interest to keep you amused on the track. A pink safe reminds you to ‘stay safe’. The many Dip, Grid and Crest signs are humorously graffited by previous travellers. As well as ‘skinny dip’ we saw ‘lucky dip’ ‘big dipper’ ‘HaGRID’ and my favourite ‘silver CRESTed cockatoo’

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Coward Springs.

We stopped here just for a look, and a wee. It has a very nice camp sites, and the drop dunnies are first class.. The natural spring fed spa is warm and the water felt so soft! Time was short so we didn’t have time to take the plunge.

The Bubbler.

A neat boardwalk leads to The Bubbler. A small clear water pool that bubbles erratically, although constantly. I sat for ages, mesmerised by the bubble and ripple effect, and was rewarded by an eventual larger outburst which frothed up mud from below and become for a short while an angry churning bubble exuding deep ripples, and then, just as quietly and quickly, it died down, leaving the surface of the water once again clear and meditative.

Blanches cup.

This is a vastly different beast to the bubbler. Deeper, and sitting high up on a mound, surrounded by verdant green grasses. It feels more ominous and broody, the bubbler is more dignified, if not somewhat impatient with the stream of people waiting for it to put on a show.

These springs are based in a large salt lake.

Lake Eyre South.

The white gleam of salt in the distance beckoned enticingly but remained distant and aloof. Fine sand as pure as any of the best beaches but the actual salt was too far to get close to. This was frustrating and I vowed to return to Lake Eyre North and get closer.

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Marree.

This is a classic outback town, interestingly sporting a memorial to Muslim camel drivers. It is very dusty like the other towns along the track. The roadhouse has terrific bakery bread, muffins and cookies. The amenities are clean and roomy individual pods with shower and toilet. Once again there is only bore water. No matter how sweet smelling your shampoo and soap, your skin and hair still absorb the never to forget smell of bore water. Camp sites are tight. The neighbour’s conversations come in loud and clear and at times are quite amusing. There are a couple of sites with trees providing shade. The camp kitchen is basic, a bit dusty but that is unavoidable. You soon get used to the dust. They have a comfy indoor area. I don’t quite understand why there is a Lake Eyre Boathouse in town?

At night, staff and travellers congregate around a fire and chat, locals share stories of their outback childhoods and I am told the manager usually plays and sings a few songs on her guitar but she was away when we were there. Nice sunsets.

The road from Marree turns rough again after a bit of bitumen relief. The end of the Oodnadatta track is not the end of the unmade road. As we drove further away from Optus service, my Telstra phone began to ting and bip as emails and messages finally flowed through.

There are lots of stone ruins along the track. Some are worth a stop and look. Great photo opportunities.

I love the way the Oodnadatta track morphs into different road surfaces and all the dips and crests. I took way too many photos of the road…

Wilpena Pound.

Wilpena Pound camp ground is delightful. Shady trees and decent sized spaces. At night the glow of fires are spotted all through the bush. Firewood is sold in bags at the visitors centre, where there is also fuel, groceries, booze and a café that has great cakes but not much food. Wilpena Pound is a restful place. There is a lot of wildlife, wallabies, emu’s, emerald green parrots and quite a few feral goats. The amenities are good. Clean toilets and hot showers with excellent flow. There is also a resort with restaurants for those you prefer to glamp it up, but the serenity of the pound would be lost if you lock yourself in a room.

Emus are in abundance. Look out. They have poor road sense.

As are feral goats.

Wangara Lookout.

The walk to Wangara Lookout is via a walk which started in quite a civilized manner, before it rapidly became nasty. I seriously busted a gut getting to the top. Half a kilometre straight up! It was steep. There is a panoramic view from a viewing platform at the top. I sat there  for quite some time enjoying the view…and recovering.

The trees along the walk are impressive. So many huge beautiful gums are toppled over everywhere you look. Branches are everywhere in huge piles, fallen or toppled and pushed into piles by raging floods?

There are plenty of signs along the road telling you to look out for wandering cattle. Don’t ignore them. They mean it! Cows have priority, best to stop and wait for them to cross in their own sweet time.

Petrol got mighty expensive in some places, but most times it wasn’t much more than Melbourne prices. Retro bathrooms in camp grounds are not uncommon.

Pretty plants everywhere. I was fascinated by the bitter melons growing on the roadside verges.

Beware!

Mildura.

A long day of driving ended after dark at Apex River Beach Holiday Park. We woke in the morning to a room with a view of the mighty Murray without even having to crawl out of bed. Nice. There is a sandy beach at this part of the river with clean good sand. The water is clear along the edges where it laps the sand, but rapidly drops and the current is a bit scary. Paddle steamers chug past, so I think maybe swimming is not such a good idea midstream. A bit of a paddle on the edges looks mighty fine. The Murray is as always a restorative waterway. The power lulls you and scares you.

Lake Tyrell.

5km’s from the township of Sea Lake, Lake Tyrell is an interesting stop. The turn off is easy to miss. We did. Twice. There is a viewing platform, and a walk that takes you onto the lake itself, which is separated into many sections by sandbars. There was quite a bit of water in the lake glittering silvery blue in the bright sun. We crunched our way over the dry areas, fascinated by the evenly formed squares of salt crystals, and fairy sprinkles of glitter. I love a salt lake.

Marong.

300km’s out of Melbourne we copped a flat tyre. After 6000km’s and the Oodnadatta track we scored a flat on the tarmac. It put us behind about an hour so our final stop on the way home was dinner at Marong Family Hotel. Lamb features heavily on the menu and it was good. It got quite busy on a Saturday night but there was heaps of room outside in the covered garden.

This has been a brilliant road trip and I highly recommend it. At no time did I regret venturing out into this dusty, red, dry part of Australia and the beauty of the country has been firmly cemented in my mind. I feel the pull of heading off again as soon as I can get away. There is a lot of driving, but there is a lot to see and feel.

The Grampians. Gariwerd.

The Grampians, or Gariwerd, is a national park in Victoria situated close to Halls Gap, a township with plenty of eateries, and shops for your basic needs. We visited during late spring as the weather became a little cooler but there was still heaps of sunshine. There are an abundance of incredible walks and hikes that cater to all levels of fitness and enthusiasm. There really is something for everyone in this beautiful part of Victoria.

We chose to stay at the Lakeside Tourist Park in the built for two camper van.

 

The park is  in a pretty location below Bellfield Lake, which is a short walk from the park. There are allocated places around the lake for boating and swimming. It was a bit chilly on our visit so although beautiful, nothing would entice me into taking a dip.

There are masses of kangaroos and birdlife. On several occasions I had to shoo kangas out of my way on the way to the amenities block. The park boasts a wood fired heated pool that is well landscaped. For the kiddies there are also about half a dozen enclosed trampolines shaded under trees. You can hire a fire drum for $10 for the duration of your stay and purchase wood that is delivered to your camp site in bags. We took advantage of this and it was quite lovely. Hint: Tilt the drum up on an angle to direct a gorgeous heat out, allowing you sit out at night and not freeze to death.

 

The Walks.

Where do I begin. We decided to take things easy, relax, and do lots of short walks over four days. Although quite scary at times with lots of rock hopping and heights, even as a slightly chubby and reasonably unfit middle-aged woman, I still managed lots of the well mapped walking tracks. I climbed up and down what felt like billions of steps and clambered over rocks of many shapes, sizes and textures. It really is a brilliant area to explore. The tracks are well defined and rocks are used to create steps where it would otherwise be too difficult to climb. I had to keep stopping to photograph all the tracks because they were so pretty.

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This walk is very popular and it was quite crowded along the track. However, it was well worth the effort of the 250 steps, which tested my phobia of falling down stairs. I hung on for dear life as we descended. Thank god there were hand rails the whole way down.

And it was a long way down! Going up was a puff and pant climb. Some part of the steps are wet. Wear sensible shoes!

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The Wonderland walk is a popular 9 kilometre circuit walk which takes about half a day. Parts can be done as separate walks. We took our time and enjoy the varied landscape and tracks in bits.

The Grand Canyon is a short walk, about 900 metres but quite an adventure, with steep steps, rock hopping, foot bridges and immense high rock walls. It is really beautiful. People quietly stand in ‘silent street’ soaking in the natural beauty. It has quite an impact on you.

Venus Baths. An easy walk from the car park in Halls Gap to a pretty collection of naturally formed rockpools. Filled with fresh water, Venus Baths is a perfect place in hot weather to cool off.

The walking track to Venus Baths follows the river, passing under towering rocks . The creek was dry during our visit but the stoney creek bed was quite lovely.

The Pinnacle is a rocky spur that juts from a jagged cliff face and offers views over Halls Gap, Lake Bellfield and Western Victoria. The walk looks difficult, it is high and there is a lot of rock climbing, but it is easier than it looks. Take water, and take your time, the views from the lookout make the effort worthwhile and it is very satisfying to do. Again you need to have good mobility as there are a lot of rocks to clamber over and negotiate. The path is reasonably well marked but we did lose our way a couple of times. Fortunately there are enough people around to point you in the right direction and it’s fun.

 

Rocky Tracks.

These are  photos of some of the tracks we walked. Stones steps are well placed and steady underfoot. And it is all so pretty. Every twist and turn offered great photo opportunities.

Some were rather more challenging. Good shoes and water are a necessity.

Some rocks came to life.

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After heaps of walking and rock hopping, Lakeside Tourist Park offered a good resting place. Quiet and relaxed, I think it is a better location than the park in the main street of Halls Gap. There are many choices of accomodation available, from unpowered camp sites through to cabins and onsite glamping tents. Towering rock formations hover above the park, which is lush and green. There is plenty of shade and an ice cream cart comes in several times a week. The camp kitchen has a wood fire and couches and lots of tables. Take away coffees can be bought at reception.

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The Eyre Peninsula SA in a Camper Trailer

The Eyre Peninsula is relatively free of tour buses and consequently is a beautiful part of Australia that many people have yet to discover. Flash resorts are not perched hideously on public space, ruling over pristine beaches, instead there are a myriad of dinky caravan parks, free campsites and national parks that allow you to stay in areas that are either gob smackingly beautiful, or quirky and cute in a run down, ramshackle sense that invited exploration on foot. The people we met were generous with their hospitality and friendly. Super friendly. We had plenty of chats and laughs. Strangers quickly became friends.

We started this road trip leaving Melbourne on a Friday late afternoon. Not a great idea considering the traffic we had to battle, but we soldiered on through the Western suburbs Mr Google maps took through towards Naracoorte and eventually arrived just after the pink glow of a stunning sunset disappeared behind the trees. We had a late dinner and hit the bed for our first night in the new home away from home.

The morning was brilliant. Blue skies and verdant lawns littered with white parrots greeted us. After a lazy brekky we checked out the ‘Lake Pool’ and wow. it was a sensational pool. A sandy shallow entrance on one side, and floating pontoons provided access for all ages. This is a great place for families. The camp kitchen is well equipped and large, and they even had a vending machine for night time munchies…

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Much as I liked the giant pool, we were on a road trip, so we hit the road. Port Wakefield was our entry into the Eyre Peninsula. On the way we skirted a grass fire in Windermere, reminding us that the Peninsula has had some immense bushfires and care  needs to taken in the open. Silo art in Coonalpyn is worth a stop.

The Port Wakefield caravan park straggled along a lagoon type of inlet. It is a mish mosh of what looked like permanent residences ala retro caravan with transient travellers poked in spare spots. As soon as we set up, neighbours headed over for a chat, a timber walk bridge that spanned the lagoon provided another chat session with a chap who told us all about the area with great humour and much gesticulation while his family stood below us in the water neck deep, keeping cool and not doing much at all actually. Across the bridge, there are walking tracks to the York Peninsula which disappear into the distance. Very tempting, but we were on a road trip. Perhaps another time.

We had dinner at the Port Wakefield Hotel. We wisely chose the King George Whiting. It was grilled and served with salad and chips and was simple, clean and delicious.

From Port Wakefield, our next stop was Tumby Bay. We were now in the parts of the Eyre Peninsula that my father-in-law had been born, and grown up in. The caravan park was at the end of the street that runs along the beach and tucked away. Good grassy sites. The amenities are dated but very clean.

I continue with my love of retro bathrooms. Check out these tiles in the ladies in the pub where we had dinner! The Tumby Bay water is clear and the sand white, but there is a lot of seaweed. The pier is a cracker but beware the Pelicans, of which there are absolutely heaps. Be warned, don’t walk under the light poles where they perch. When they drop a poo, it is a bucket load of sloppy white muck and you don’t want to be in the line of fire.

The Koppio Museum is an interesting stop if you are into farm machinery and artefacts. There is a lot to look at. Sheds full of tractors and all sorts of blokes stuff. I did not think anyone would collect barbed wire, but there is a massive collection at Koppio. if you are into that sort of thing…it isn’t far from Tumby Bay.

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Lunch on the way to Elliston was at Cummins. My father-in-laws place of birth. The family home is still there and the bakery in town well knew the family name. Oh, i must mention that the Beer Garden Beers, brewed in Port Lincoln are brilliant. I bought a selection and they were all very good. Worth a try.

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The old Cummins railway station is no more, but a park in its place has some wonderful commemorative mosaics, and the toilets are filled with photos and more mosaics. In the ladies there was a huge photo of my father-in-laws old tea room that was a part of the station, and there was also a mosaic on the outside wall. We felt quite chuffed.

Elliston Caravan Park was in a terrific spot and had huge grassy sites with shady trees. The young couple running the place were quite lovely and they had a big book swap area. There was a pool and across the road the beach. Another lovely long pier and beautiful coastal drive made me very happy. We stopped here for a couple of days and were amused by the bakery that we either found empty of baked goods, or shut. The pub is basic but again, super friendly people. There is only one store in town to buy supplies and it is a bit questionable when it comes to choice, so stock up in a bigger town before checking in if you need or want anything of variety or a little more upmarket.

Calpatanna Waterhole Conservation Park, is about halfway between Port Kenny and Streaky Bay. ‘Murphy’s Haystack’s’ are worth a side trip. Quite beautiful. And there are quite a few different formations with a meandering little walk track through them.

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The highlight of this road trip for me was Coffin Bay National Park. Unfortunately we didn’t think to stay here, but only took in a day trip. We will return. It was stunningly beautiful. The colours of the water and the white sand was unbelievable. I recommend a visit to everyone!!

We had lunch at Venus Bay, another place i intend to return to and spend more time. Once again, the colours in the water were unimaginable. Vivid turquoise and velvety blues, sparkling aqua marine, it was a full spectrum of blues and crystal clear. Lots of gentlemen were fishing. The general store made a good feed and the ice coffee was a miracle of a coffee milkshake. As excellent as it was, the view was even better from the sheltered veranda. You must go. It is so lovely. My phone photos couldn’t pick up the colours properly but you can see the clarity of the water under the pier…yes, i have a pier thing…i love a good pier.

Talia Beach has some interesting sites and views. The beach above glittered in the sun. The white sands were quite blinding. Heaps of birds, well places steps and viewing areas,  and stunning scenery everywhere. Nothing is ugly. Even the unmade roads were pretty.

And Elliston boasts a ripper sunset from the coastal road. Daytime we watched surfers, and night time…

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Heading inland, we drove through beautiful country. We messed up our distances and ended up driving in the dark to reach Lake Bonney. It was rather stressful dodging kangaroo’s and feral cats. Don’t drive at night. Many people had stopped in roadside free spaces. We were a bit stupid that day. This was taken in Burra. Really pretty landscape. But the GPS sure got it right at some parts.

We arrived at Lake Bonney in Barmera which is in the Riverina district late at night. Everyone was tucked away in their tents and vans and we set up quietly, stuffed down some food and hit the mattress. In the morning i woke and peered out of the window and could only smile when i saw the view we had scored from our bed. Unfortunately, it was grape picking time and it appeared the loading of huge trucks was an all night event. The rumble and squeal of trucks was a bit of a pain.

I gotta admit, grape vines are very pretty. And roadhouse toilets can be interesting. Grapevines were at Red Hills and the roadhouse where we had sandwiches like you would expect a 1950’s gran to make, served with large mugs of instant coffee that probably were out of someones gran’s kitchen is at Culleraine. I love these little roadside stops.

Our last stop was an overnighter at Travellers Rest North, in Charlton. For $20 we had clean amenities, a camp kitchen, very obliging park managers and thick, luxurious, carpet like grass. Terrific overnight stop. And quiet too.

Lunch on the way home was at Holgate Brew House in Woodend. Do yourself a favour if you haven’t been there. The old pub serves great food and of course you can choose from a variety of the beautiful Holgate beers. Tasting paddles are available and you can take a peek at the brew house through large viewing windows.

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The Eyre Peninsula is beautiful. It is quite a large land mass, and needs at least 7-10 days to explore it. Fishing is good, the people are so friendly. It was quite noticeable. Lot’s of good happy chats along the way. I will go back. Cheers.

Italy

Summer in Italy can be HOT! Expecting temperatures in the mid to high thirties was a little daunting but the reality on our first morning was a gorgeous blue sky, light breeze and a peaceful ambiance that set me right into holiday mode from day one.

After the usual gruelling flight from IMG_3033Australia to Europe we were totally fagged. Bordering sleep deprived delirium we caught the ever so convenient hotel courtesy bus for an unscheduled back street tour of suburbia from airport to The Golden Tulip Rome Airport Isola Sacra  Fiumicino. The pictures on Booking.com looked good, but we knew from experience a picture is not always the thousand words it represents, but it looked better than a few others on offer and at half the price. I recommend this hotel to any one and everyone. Rooms with balconies overlook the pool and restaurant and although planes fly over (John loved this aspect, naturally) the sound proofing is excellent and indoors was quiet and peaceful. The garden was like nona’s backyard. Rosemary grew from the balcony flower pots and lemon, olive and pomegranate trees surrounded the pool and restaurant area.

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Dinner in the poolside restaurant was all that a tourist in Italy could hope for. The antipasto was undoubtedly one of the yummiest i have had the pleasure of…and i have had a few…as my scales can testify. Spaghetti with clams for me and grilled turbot for John with grilled veggies and amazingly yummo bread baked in a wood fired pizza oven, beautifully complimented by  a bottle of Italian Sauvignon blanc from the North West, somewhere between Venice and Austria we were told. The staff were impeccable. Friendly, informative and cool to boot.

Breakfast was also by the pool and a very relaxed gorgeous start to the day.  Choices included cakes that put AP morning teas to shame, and for those that i work with, you know that’s sayin’ sumthin’, boiled eggs still in the shell, carrots? a little weird, muslie that tasted frighteningly of coca pops, and hoorah!! real yoghurt. No sweetener or flavour enhancers and texture just like mum used to make. I was overwhelmed. Who needs chocolate croissants when you get fair dinkum yoghurt.

Sorrento

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The drive to Sorrento was easy, for me, i wasn’t the one driving. After stalling the car twice, much to his own surprise, the fella in the captains seat hit the Autostrade without so much as a tremor of a panic.  He nipped and flipped from lane to lane doing a comfortable 120 – 130kms/h. It quickly became obvious that slow drivers caused traffic chaos. The Autostrade travels along the base of the Apennines, a desolate mountain range that gives the impression it has suffered much hardship at the hands of brutal weather. Many abandoned stone houses lie perched close to the verge. It was sad to think they were slowly crumbling before the ugly highway that would have ultimately been the cause of their demise.

We stopped for lunch at Autogrill. Anyone who has been fortunate to do an Italian road trip would  be familiar with these family restaurants that put McDonalds to shame. The self serve oil and vinegar bar was essential for the excellent salads, and well stocked. We need this in Australia!! However, not all of the Autogrill’s have the restaurant, look for the big ones over the road.

 

 

IMG_3161Driving through Naples i was plunged into sensory overload. Dilapidated apartment blocks with higgledy piggledy balconies in seemingly random and perilous positioning were crowned with a tangle of overhead wires and aerials. The outskirts of the city were united by the pink, ochre and rust paint which adorned walls. Amidst clutter and deterioration there are verdant patches of life. Veggie gardens, olive and fruit trees grow and are plentiful. No patch of land lay to waste. Long winding tunnels made me squeal, not with fear, with delight. i love a good tunnel. Emerging from them we found ourselves in Sorrento, the steep hillsides covered in olive trees clinging precariously high above the road. Arriving in Sorrento during the evening peak hour was challenging. He who drives was now driving like a fully fledged Italian and stood his ground, dodging mopeds, buses, trucks and cars with a calm i couldn’t share. This time i was a squealing with fear.
IMG_3198The Hotel Continental was our home for three nights. The awesome fellows at the desk took control of our car and luggage and welcomed us to their very comfortable hotel. Our pleasant room was quiet and clean although  virtually underground in the paupers region and the mattress a wee bit too solid for my liking. Nevertheless, lots of gold and a rather bright bathroom won me over, not to mention the bed is turned down by invisible pixies while the room is vacant in the evening and a chocolate left on the bedside table. Oh, and what looks like a tea towel is put either side of the bed with ‘Goodnight and Buona Notte’ on it. So cute!

 

Travel brochures lead you to believe dinner overlooking the Bay of Naples is common in these parts, but in reality it is a rarity to the commoners who stalk the tourist shops. The rooftop restaurant Terrazza Vittoria at The Continental blew us away.  We thought the privilege of dinner in this amazing location would mean a remortgage of the family home, but the prices were not much more than a mediocre restaurant in Melbourne, and boy, i have never had service or food or a view like this in Melbourne!!

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Who serves bread like this??

A glass of complementary Prosecco on arrival was followed by several complementary yummy bits and pieces that were quite awesome in quality and abundance. They even provided a tasting plate of sweets – after dessert!  The food portions were small, but we were well satisfied. Everything was beautifully presented.

 

IMG_2086IMG_2098.JPGOh and how about this for an added extra i have never seen before! They brought out a little stool for me to put my bag on. Now that’s cool. Night fell and to add to the romance (heheh, not really) fireworks went off, scaring the crap out of all of us. Such a beautiful view from the top. Don’t kid yourself that you ain’t missing’ nothin’ by not finding a rooftop restaurant. It is truly lovely.

 

IMG_3249FullSizeRender.jpgWe woke quite early the next morning and not wanting to waste a beautiful day we decided to have brekky and go for a walk to the port before having a swim at our hotel’s private beach. I have no apologies to make for trying the naughty bits at breakfast. I thought long and hard about being good, but seriously, what mortal could resist that donut??

People watching is possibly one of my favourite pastimes. I watched a not so young pair of first time parents and their fretful child at breakfast this morning. Methodical mum peeled kiwi fruit and sliced grapes with the precision of an overcautious surgeon. Dog tired, her movements were slow as she exerted as little energy as possible, filling a small plastic tub with fruit. Eyes and lips drooped, she and husband barely spoke, made no eye contact and took turns with the child, never forming a complete unit. Each parent spoke to the child only when the other was absent from the table collecting overflowing plates of food. Little was eaten. Dad cooed to the child, mum admonished. The holiday a pretence at normality.

I wore off the delightfully sugary delicious sinfulness with quite a decent walk to the lesser tourist populated part of Sorrento, to the left of the main part of town. The small harbour was sans steep cliffs and not so full of tourists. It looked like a nice place for lunch.

The walk was brilliant. Beautiful alleyways and stone steps climbed and zig zagged behind the seafront and every corner revealed a photographic joy.

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Coming down a cobbled walk, we halted a nona sweeping the front of her fruit shop. She smiled and we swapped bongiorno’s. Giant watermelons awaited purchase on the side of the pathway.

It was getting a little hot, so i had insisted it was time to float in sea water or there would be a marital dispute. He who keeps the  peace led me back to the ‘beach’.

 

I think i like the Italian idea of beaches. Sun loungers to keep you off the sand, umbrella’s   and beach boxes for hire, not to mention you can take alcohol to your sunbed, and at our beach they make a bloody good Margarita pizza. Oh, and safe swimming! No sharks, stingers, rips, jet skies, flying footies or cricket balls…need i say more? Aaaahhh….Italia….

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The tunnel to our beach and the door to get back to the hotel. I found this tunnel crazy exciting. What a way to enter a beach!

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The port at Sorrento quite clearly advises people not to drive off the end of the pier.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Our last night in Sorrento we had dinner at a reasonably swish dining establishment, even though the waiters dressed casually and treated their customers like family. The senior chappie did however wear a suit and boasted having fed many movie stars including Mel Gibson – whose name he couldn’t remember, even though he remembered many of the movies he had featured in and that he was, a ‘very famous movie star.’ The restaurant filled quickly and became obvious that Americans were a high percentage of the clientele. I was fascinated by a woman who spoke loud enough to encroach on our own conversation. Her thoughts and speech were slow, her face looked as though it had been soaking in bleach. She refused desserts with chocolate and complained everything was fattening, and then guzzled her babas and complained they were too small.

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The food was excellent, the pasta was handmade, and delicious, the baba’s soft and drenched in Grand Marnier, however, the octopus blew my mind. Tender like i have never experienced before, with delicate shavings of fennel all resting on diced buttery potatoes. Oh my god! So yum.

 

 

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We finished off the evening with a Limoncello, followed by a second complimentary Limoncello from our friendly waiter which then rather finished me off. He offered a third but we declined, fearing for our ability to find our way back to the hotel. Holding on to the big fella we made our way along the Corso Italia, which for those
who have not visited lovely Sorrento, is closed to traffic in the evenings.

 

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The invisible man was there, just as he was in our 2010 visit! Good bye Sorrento. We enjoyed you an the acres of olive trees along the freeways. It is hot, and even the cacti are dying on the roadsides, but the olive, fig and oleanders are green and plentiful.

 

Matera

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Matera is in the region of Basilicata, in Southern Italy. During summer is it crazy hot. Fortunately, staying in caves gives some respite from the heat that beats down on this amazing city perched high above a deep ravine.

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We stayed at new B & B that has only been operational since March 2017. Our hosts were a lovely young couple who offered outstanding accomodation both in the wonderfully restored cave and the well stocked kitchen. They even had a fresh pizza waiting for us as we arrived at lunch time!

 

If you happen to decide to visit Matera, i strongly recommend Il Geco. They even have a world heritage listed underground well from 1773 we were told, glassed over so you can view it, in the bedroom.img_3350.jpg

Every corner of this quite large city has an interesting sight. Stone stairs and alleyways seem to be endless and there is always a different twist and a pretty courtyard. It is quite an astonishing place. As with most places hoping to profit from tourism, there is also an abundance of eateries at reasonable prices, and a small but sufficient supermarket.

 

The old caves are across the deep ravine. There are walking paths for the fit and perhaps  better in the cooler months.

 

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This is the doorway to our rooms. Much of the old city is still in the throes of restoration, but it looks amazing and it is quite fun peeking down into unrestored caves barricaded by mesh, waiting their turn. Leaving Matera was weird. I felt very comfortable there, regardless of the heat, it has a quiet calm about it and the people are ridiculously friendly, and it hasn’t been overrun by tourists yet. I was a bit freaked out by the seismographs in the museum, and fear for any earthquakes in the area.

 

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We left Matera early for our longest drive to Dozza,  following the beautiful blue of the Adriatic sea for most of the trip.

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John did a minimum of 130km most of the way, making me squeal a few times when he ‘tested’ our little Renault Clio.

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It can’t always be Prosciutto and vino…

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Dozza

Dozza is in the province of Bologna and is rather hot during July.

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We based ourselves in Monte Del Re, a 13th-century convent which has been converted into rather nice accomodation with fortunately a big pool, and a poolside bar that serves complementary nibbles with the drinks. Happy hour had so much food we didn’t need dinner.

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View from our room and night view of the pool.

 

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The Aperol spritz was probably the best i have had the pleasure of, and at 14%, i was pretty happy that evening after downing a bucket of the orange stuff. This one is for you TK!

 

 

 

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It seems as though all we are doing is sitting by water eating and drinking, and yes, there is a great deal of this occurring, but we have also managed to visit some cultural sites inbetween water time.

Every two years in Dozza they have the ‘festival of the painted wall.’ Famous artists from around the world come and paint straight on to the walls of the houses. It is a beautiful little town, so very clean, and we were largely alone as we walked around looking at the paintings. The locals must have thought we were ‘Stupido Inglessi,’ for being out in the heat. Actually, I will digress for a moment. I have told many, many Italians we are Australian, not English, it is quite funny how a frown breaks into a grin when they find out we are from Australia. The gorgeous girl in the supermarket, who speaks four languages but works as a check out chick because she needs a job, threw her hands up in the air and said, ‘Australia! What are you doing in Italy? It’s the other side of the world!’ The deli lady once she found out we were travelling Australian’s, made up sandwiches for us. We didn’t tell the people in the chemist we were Australian, and they actually repeated ‘Inglessi, Inglessi,’ to each other and rolled their eyes and scoffed. We didn’t bother to explain, their rudeness was unnecessary and quite out of character with the rest of the Italians we have come in contact with. Interesting. Now back to the touristy stuff. Here are some pic’s of Dozza and the paintings. Pretty neat eh? Every two years they just paint right over them.

 

Also at Dozza is the Fortress, reconstructed during the 15th century and was actually lived in until 1960!! They have a gallery and apartments open for viewing and you can climb up into the round towers. The brickwork is quite lovely but the dragon confused me a little.

 

We went for a drive to check out another castle and museum, in Castel Del Rio,  a chestnut growing community,  but got side tracked by Ponte Alidosi, an interesting little bridge with a great deal of history.

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Beneath it, heaps of people were lying in the pools of coppery green water.

 

 

 

 

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We used google translator to try and decipher a sign at the bridge and i nearly wet myself laughing over the bridge with halitosis.

 

 

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There are some crazy mountain ranges in Italy. It was very unexpected to see these desolate scary valleys in a land i always believed to be largely farmed.

 

 

 

 

 

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The breakfast room was a covered in courtyard. Very peaceful, with a gorgeous central piece where condiments and bread were placed and looked like it may have been an old well or something, if anyone knows exactly what it was, i would love to confirm its orgins as i was weirdly attracted to it and felt a need to walk around the smooth stone step and be near it.

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Every morning, a nice young fellow offered eggs of various description made fresh to order, but there was plenty to choose from on the buffet and i felt bad at refusing him. It was not busy and he looked quite at ill ease with nothing to do.

 

 

Our last night in Dozza we had dinner beside the fortress. A delicious ravioli with salad and roasted vegies. Reasonably priced and yummy.

 

Bergamo

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He who slashes and obliterates weeds did well choosing Bergamo as our next stop. The old city is incredibly lovely. Our lodgings were Antica Dimora, a 16th century Palazzo that in the 1900’s was the residence of the King and Queen of Savoy when they stayed in Bergamo as guests of the Countess Suardi. Our room was the Royal suite! How posh. It looks like one of those museums you visit, but we got to sleep in it!

 

 

It was stinking hot in Bergamo but it was a matter of suck it up, and armed with a bottle of water, we hit the paved streets and headed uphill. Walking up and up and up, we followed the city wall, passed through the arches  that once protected the city from invaders and then up and up again. It felt about 500 degrees celsius by now, but as we entered the old city it was worth it. The town square is surrounded by brilliant architecture and has a rather lovely, and well used fountain as its centre piece.

The churches in Bergamo are extraordinary. Now, i’m not what would be considered a religious person, but I was filled with awe and had to cover my mouth as i kept saying, ‘oh my god, oh my god’ every time i walked in the door of the three we had a look in. They are truly beautiful. The art work, sculpture and architecture are stunning. I have heard many people say you see one cathedral, you have seen them all, I have seen quite a few in my travels but the Bergamo churches blew me away.

 

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The 12th century Colleoni Chapel has a coat of arms of three testicles on the gate which are meant to bring good luck if you rub them. They are VERY shiny. There  appears to be a lot of rubbing of testicles judging by the shine on these little fellas.
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In memory of Mum, Dad, and the beautiful Vesna and Funche, I lit four candles.

 

Feeling like a gelatinous mess of sweaty flesh, not ladylike but true, the only thing to make me feel better was lunch and i wanted cold beer! No more water. No wine. BEER! IMG_3630We found something that resembled a small pub with a good menu. After a bit of discussion with the publican, we settled on a beer that we were promised was made in Bergamo. La Bergamasco Bionda. It had a lovely lemony yellow colour with a floral aroma. It was quite fresh and inviting. And it was cold. Unfortunately the bottle size was a wee bit bigger than our standard 330ml so i was pie eyed by the time lunch was over.

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I love this label warning pregnant women not to drink!!
Or is it that drinking beer will make me fat?? Oh well, too late for both warnings.
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Our choice of lunch was perfect with the beer. Lots of fresh lettuce topped with roasted artichokes, olives, mushrooms, egg and a soft yellow cheese. Very nice. If anyone is fed up with hearing about food, i make no apologies. Travelling is all the better for the different cuisines we are able to sample along the way.

The entrance to our rooms – Antica Dimora.

Check out the breakfast room. And the dag having breakfast. We have stayed in the most incredible buildings this trip.

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I have to tell about the most brilliant initiative in Bergamo. We were having dinner in the town square and all of a sudden a crowd of fluro lycra clad young people appeared splashing and chattering around the fountain. They started doing warm ups to music and soon all took off for a jog around the town. it was incredible. There were heaps of them and all chatty and happy in the crazy heat. It began at 10pm just as the church bells started. We began walking back to our room amidst the joggers and i joined in for about four steps amid cheers of encouragement and shouts of ‘señora.’

 

Here are are a few of my favourite things in Bergamo other than the brilliant buildings.

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Hahah! I love this sign on the public toilets. It cost .25c to use the toilet, i only had 2EUR in coins. The man at the entrance was very well pleased with me. And possibly hoped i would be back soom.

 

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Heheh. Yeah, I know it’s gutter humour but it’s funny.

 

 

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OK, I have to admit that we spent a couple of hours in the local shopping centre. Largely to escape the heat. The toilets are set up for families, with a little basin and mirror for the kiddies next to the big ones.

 

Never take a man shopping…

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I found my shop!

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Another attempt at Google translate while trying to work out if a pack of wet wipes were for hands or bums. I didn’t know they came specifically for umbilicals? A nice lady confirmed they were for hands.

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Just loving’ the colours in this homewares shop.

 

 

 

 

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Lunch at the Orio shopping centre was excellent. Restaurant quality pasta cooked fresh on order. None of the stodgy gluggy stuff sitting in Bain Marie’s that are offered in Aussie shopping centres. And a glass of cold fizzy red Lambrusco to go with it. A drink i haven’t even clapped eyes on since i was about eighteen, but somehow, it worked.

 

Hot dog. Unfortunately, this fountain is used constantly by hundreds of people who wash their faces and drink from it. There were several unhappy older ladies watching the dog bath.

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Sadly it was time to leave Bergamo. I think this is a place that goes on my revisit list. I have found much beauty and friendly locals that actually enjoy their tourists, unlike some towns that only want to exploit visitors. I also had quite a few laughs, which warmed my heart towards this wonderful city. A guest book in our room had about four pages of Italian proverbs which i will share with you throughout the rest of this blog. They are too good to force them to jostle for attention and need to be supped individually to appreciate them individually.

Quote 1 of 6. This one quite mystifies me.

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And finally, i bid farewell to Bergamo with more food…

We had dinner two nights at Cafe Del Tasso in the square. The staff were great, and very friendly. On our return visit they acknowledged us, and we were given even better service. Excellent food at reasonable prices in a terrific location. And a few choices of artisanal birra. The Baladin Rock’n’Roll birra we enjoyed with dinner is refermented in the bottle and has floaty bits in it. I check with my darling beer niece Emily who confirmed floaty bits are all good. It went extremely well with the antipasto and garden salad we chose for a hot evening.

 

Portofino

The drive to Portofino was only a short distance but the traffic was ugly. Last time we were in Italy, i only had a fold out paper map. How much easier is life with all of the navigation aids at our disposal these days. I have to acknowledge my champion left hand drive chauffer. No way could i have entered and exited all of the those roundabouts, squeezed down so many overly narrow streets, while narrowly dodging mopeds, cars, trucks, pushbikes, buses and at times, pedestrians. Go Jonno.

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We had a few stops along the way for lunch and pee breaks. Where else but Italy would you get a full sized chandelier in a roadside stop? Happily, the tempurature dropped to a low of 30 Celsius as we neared the coast. A heap cooler that the 38, 39 and 40’s we had been experiencing.

 

 

 

Portofino is south east of Genoa on the Ligurian Sea. Once known as a fishing village it is now a mooring spot for rather large and expensive yachts, with a history of being the place for the rich and famous to visit. The small harbour isn’t suitable for swimming due to the amount of boat traffic but the water is very clear, a gorgeous colour and full of fish. It was hard not to just slide in off the harbour side and have a bit of a swim. It would have caused quite a stir in town if the crazy Australian señora went for swim dress and handbag still attached. Heheh. If some of you guys did it with me, i would!

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We stayed at the Hotel Eden, somewhat reminding me of Fawlty Towers Italian style. Our room on the ground floor meant we didn’t get sun pouring through the window, so the air conditioner worked a treat. So happy! Brekky was laid out in the garden on a deck with loose boards but a nice setting. It’s quite comfortable, but nothing is cheap in portofino. Don’t even think about a sea view unless your grandpa left you a squillion dollars.

 

 

Fishies, seagulls big enough to roast, and boats boats boats in beautiful Portofino.

 

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Night fell. Temperatures dropped and lights came on. We were serenaded by a 75 year old crooner, who was very insistent that every table forked out a coin or two. No one refused! For my muso buddies, this guy could teach us a thing or two about singing for supper.

 

 

A cool bottle of wine on a balmy evening in a beautiful location. But we lack the sophistication of the sunbaked, linen clad riviera holiday makers at the neighbouring tables. Discussion got a bit silly and  giggles erupted.

 

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We watched a group of kayakers set off for a paddle. No life vests, just a head torch and they quietly slipped inbetween the moored vessels and disappeared into the night. If they had double kayaks i would have so done that. But my natural cowardice kept me on the land.

 

The hot sun was replaced by a full moon and we went for a walk to the lighthouse. Following the easy path to the lighthouse was really lovely, as there was a gentle breeze and the temperature was no where near as hot as the daytime. Although i say the walk was easy, meaning well lit and paved, there are quite a few stairs and inclines that would impact our unfit or mobility impaired buddies. Under the lighthouse, with a view over the water is a bar, open between 11am and 10pm. Nice in the evening but cops the full sun in the daytime. We decided we would do the walk again in the morning to see the views in daylight.

The daytime walk pics…up up up…It’s not too hard a walk, only 1km, and half of it is down down down.


I hate to do this, but Portofino, you let me down. The food is rather of fast food tourist quality, and a tad overpriced for what is served up. Waiters expect effusive thanks and eyes narrow when you stare into the contents of your plate with undisguised discontent. A waiter at a waterside restaurant recommended the seafood pasta with glowing exaggeration. When it was set down, i forked through the spaghetti looking for seafood and found only scrapings of fish, perhaps the left overs from the boned fillets served grilled?? There were a couple of tips of either baby squid or octopus, it was hard to tell, and there were a pile of clam shells but only two of three actual clams, fingernail size at best. Although the spaghetti tasted well enough, quite flavoursome in fact, for a town that boasts a history as a fishing village the food is a major fail.

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Lunch was worse. i know the photos in the menu are never close to the reality, but a simple spaghetti with cherry tomatoes and fresh basil can’t go wrong, can it?? Oh yes it can. What was served must have come straight out of jar. It was Sugar and tomato puree with a few bits of onion and a sparse sprinkle of dried herbs. At first look, it resembled tinned spaghetti. Seriously Portofino, how much effort goes into slicing a few fresh tomatoes, and tossing them with some olive oil and fresh basil? And to finish my food rant, 6EUR for a 330ml can of coke!! Nah. This was a major slam on a beautiful destination.

 

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. This darkened corner looked like a smugglers cove. The real little fishing boats were anchored here. Away from their majestic neighbouring vessels of light and fantasy.

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Saturday night in Portofino brought in to harbour bigger and flashier boats and larger crowds jostled for waterside tables. Eastern European voices mingled with American and suddenly Portofino felt overcrowded. Swarms of families with well dressed but overactive children filled the harbour. Take note! Make your stay weekdays. We opted for a light dinner purchased from the French patisserie.

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After another late walk at 10pm, we enjoyed a glass of wine while watching the lights reflect off the water. Aaah. So nice. Oh, and the good old complementary nibbles were plentiful if not of quality. My faith in Portofino was slightly returned. And the waiter was lovely.

The next morning we woke to rain. It was a lovely warm soaking rain and the first we had seen since leaving Melbourne. It explains why the gardens are so green and lush. We enjoyed another excellent coffee with breakfast from our ‘inn keeper’ as his look and manner suggested no less title. He had a locomotive of a coffee machine. A big chrome masterpiece of engineering from which he pumped  out great coffee’s.

Time to hit the road. We headed for our next adventure in Tuscany via mentally narrow winding roads where you literally breathe in to avoid on coming traffic, buses, cars, mopeds, bikes and bloomin’ pedestrians! Driving in Italy is nothing like Australia where you go for a road trip and at times not even see another car for an hour or more. In Italy you have to be soooo focussed. Constant lanes changes without indicators being used creates a kind of organised chaos that seems to work. We saw no instances of road rage, no honking horns, swearing or anyone giving the finger. Amazing.

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There is no mistaking P platers in Italy.

 

 

 

Here are quotes 2 and 3 of 6 from Bergamo. They don’t believe in working on relationships methinks??

 

Tuscany

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Based just out of Florence, I Parigi is a historical 14th century structure which was initially a military control tower for the territory. We spent  a few days doing a bit of walking and a lot of sitting by the pool, which offered a rather glorious view of the Tuscan hillsides and was set in a very comfortable garden with heaps of olive tress, lavender and rosemary. Felt a bit homelike actually…but possibly on a grander and tidier scale.

 

 

 

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I love the fact that the first family to own this building, the Corbinelli family, had a crest which is on all of the crockery, wine glasses and pool towels.

Tall stonewalls, terraces, great views and a big clean pool. And books! They have books, in several languages, so i had to search to find any written in English but i was well pleased with the choices. A very appealing residence with a quiet dignity that welcomes you and then gives you the privacy to relax without interference. Our room was waaaaay up the top of the building. A few more stairs than i cared for but i reminded myself how good the exercise was for me and clumped up and down the stairs without moaning too much.

We had a private courtyard with a mezzanine floor set above it so you can choose to sit at the top and enjoy the view over the stone wall as well. Really lovely idea and great for drying washing!

 

The view from the mezzanine in our courtyard.

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Breakfast is served outside, beside the pretty courtyard. The calm serenity is overwhelmingly wonderful in comparison to Florence, so close, about 6km’s away, yet so intense.

The constant high temperatures in the high 30’s got the better of us at times, so we chose early evening to explore Florence, just before the sun began to set. Walking around the jostling crowds was not pleasant. The thought of fighting through them to visit the Duomo or Uffizi was frightening and we have to admit, visiting the popular tourist destinations was not for us. Incredible as these large edifices are, and i would dearly love to see them from the inside, the crowds impacted my ability to savour and absorb the beauty and we scuttled back to the peaceful zone, sad that the opportunity to wander freely in your own timeframe is not available. Guided tours  errgg. No thanks. Tour bus routes have eroded the pleasure of visiting quite a few beautiful places we would have liked to see but Italy has so many lesser frequented towns with charm and delightful architecture that are nice to explore.

 

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A stroll through the Boboli Gardens early in the day was rather nice. Considered the ‘green lung’ of Florence, it was a nice walk with lots of statues and fountains and plenty of benches to sit in the shade and contemplate. Lots of hills and steps again!

 

 

Great view from the top. There is no food or water available in the gardens but they are just a stones throw from the busy streets of Florence.

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Heheh. Italy continues to amuse me unexpectedly.

 

 

 

 

 

Bergamo quote 4 of 6. i am beginning to think they like things passionate in Bergamo. Rightly so.

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Speaking of tour buses! Hahah. Classic karma pay back for our whining about tour groups. We went to a restaurant at the bottom of our street for dinner, and voila, from nowhere, a Contiki tour of young Australian’s and American’s rocked up, filling the place with chaos. It was a crack up. Our host sang opera and classic Italian songs to his captive audience and then sold his CD! He is the fellow in the grey suit in the middle of the girls. The music ramped up after they finished their meal and dancing and singing abounded. It was actually very entertaining watching it from a far corner. I can’t upload the video as i am using the tight arse WordPress free version, but my Facebook friends can catch the action. cheers.

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On our last day in Tuscany we chose to stay put and enjoy our beautiful surrounds. We didn’t feel a need to go stampeding around trying to see everything when the view from the pool was so delightful. Today, I Parigi satisfied our needs completely. We needed to re-energise before hitting Rome tomorrow for the last few days of our holiday. I plonked myself in a deck chair under shade and read between swims, keeping one eye on ‘compulsive swimmer lady’ who spends what feels like hours breaststroking up and down the pool without stopping. She is a machine. Head up like a water snake searching for prey she slowly moves with no hint of swimming style, using pure determination, up and down, up and down. The only time i saw her stop was when she inadvertently gulped water and after a few minutes of choking and honking she recovered and continued ploughing away. In contrast, young love glided silently into the silky waters and attached themselves to the steps like coral on a reef. Clinging to each other, their giggles and kisses echo across the water. We had to excuse ourselves and wade through their privacy to gain access to the pool.

This chap sells watermelon and drinks at the bottom the street we were in. Poked onto the side of a rather busy street, he had customers at his ‘bar’ every night, backs to the traffic, sitting almost on the road. And why oh why Italy do you insists on feta brine on cantaloupe and watermelon?? Errrk! Shocking surprise when i took a bite of cantaloupe and tasted salt old feta. Noooo. DOn’t do it. It’s hot and we want sweet fresh unadulterated fruit.

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fullsizeoutput_a82Our accommodation in Rome, Navona Rooms is quite in contrast to the grand hotels we have stayed in. It is ultra modern and very swish. No children allowed and it is quite small. Very much a boutique hotel.  I highly recommend it for anyone coming to Rome. And the staff are brilliant.

The lift was rather original, more in keeping with the age of the building. We didn’t bother using it. I didn’t trust it, quite a relic. The building goes up several stories above us, so i guess people do use it.

Navona Rooms are located ridiculously close to everything!!

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Dinner was recommend at a nearby restaurant, La Pollarola. Our host rang and booked and they were waiting for us when we arrived, and it was awesomely home style cooking. We had grilled octopus followed by baked Turbot with potatoes. The staff were again, brilliant.

Now i know i said i am not a fan of cities, but Rome is an exception. The buildings are so awesome. Every corner, every skyline, every back street is an art gallery. Wandering around and getting lost is easy, and a great way to discover hidden beauty. So many piazza’s and fountains, ornate buildings, sculptures, frescoes, and then there are all of the excavations and restorations, archeological digs. There is no end of things to see, for free, without lining up. Sorry, but no way am i lining up for two hours to see anything. I would have loved to see the Sistine Chapel, but it’s a circus, so i didn’t.

Fountains everywhere! Some very well known, some not so, but all gorgeous. I love fountains.

Buildings. Of many styles and ages. And beautiful mosaics.

Excavations and restorations. I wonder how much of Rome they can dig up before everything collapses into what is below the current city? There are archeological digs everywhere. It’s fascinating. Massive jigsaw puzzles slowly pulling together.

The courtyard of our building. I can’t resist peeking into courtyards when those beautiful big doors are open. A glimpse into the private lives…

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The mental crowds heading to the Spanish Steps. It is quite mystifying why so many people feel the need to photograph the steps? I am not sure they knew why either, but the selfie sticks were in full force.

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John and the giant mortadella at the bakery next door. The old Nona nearly walloped him when he gave her a 100EUR note for 4EUR worth of cakes. But he stood his ground. We needed to break the note and we know she had enough change. Apparently they are suspicious of 100EUR notes as they are often counterfeit.

Spot on!! Delicious. What luck having this bakery next door.

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Dinner across the road. There is no shortage of eateries. So far we have struck it lucky in Roma. I was desperate for pasta. John was licking his chops over grilled vegies and fresh salad. Every need was met.

 

 

 

 

 

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Our room is called ‘Flussi.’ I am going to believe  this is Italian for floozie. Each room is named. I wonder if it was after the owners girlfriends??? And which one was the Flussi??

 

 

 

 

And of course everyone has to see this grand structure. Cheers Froth! 

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Italian graffiti amuses me somewhat.

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Horror! My dress matches the carpet…

 

 

 

 

 

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Interesting how the taxi drivers are protected in Rome. They warned us not to take the ‘black’ taxi’s, only the ‘white’ legal taxi’s. Cost from the airport into Rome is now set rate at 48EUR. The black taxi’s are sleek, windows tinted too black to see into, the drivers dress smartly. Tempting, but we supported the legal taxi drivers with their scruffy cars and clothes. Uber is also a no go.

 

Beautiful round eggplants in the supermarket.

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Trastevere was a bit of a travesty. I am sure it has a lot of charm in the evenings when the graffiti is hidden by subdued light and the roller shutters are up but in the naked light of afternoon it was a wee bit squalid. So much broken glass around that i am not sure it is the place for a middle aged pair of old fart Aussies…one part of which is very Macedonian. The church however, was quite different, with darker colouring and intense burnished gold. A baby was christened and we heard it’s wails of despair. Mum dipped in the holy water and crossed herself, tattoo’s peeping out from the formal frock suitable for a religious event.

 

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Trastevere bar making sure everyone understands they have a garden.

 

 

 

 

Bergamo quote 5 of 6. Yeah, I kinda like this one.

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Farewell Roma and Italia. It has been a wonderful trip. We are already planning the next one. Southern Italy beckons us, but never again in July. I miss the children. Home soom.

Last Bergamo quote 6 of 6. How can you not love Italy. Even they have jokes about ranga’s. By the way, personally, i love red heads.

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Wilsons Promontory

Wilsons Promontory National Park is on a peninsula southeast of Melbourne, Australia. The beauty of the area blew me away and camping is a great way to explore the prom. There are many walks of varying degrees of difficulty, not to mention camp grounds with and without amenities. Being neither a super fit hiker, or terribly rugged camper, we did it easy. I chose to stay in a comfortably sized tent in a powered site – near the amenities. I know, I know, i’m a wimp.

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I love this place. The beauty strikes you with wonder and surprise everywhere you go. So many land and sea scapes, all breath taking. Stunning coastal scenery, granite mountains and pristine wilderness are home to an abundance of native wildlife. Beware the wombats. There are many stories of them ripping through tents in search of food. It is recommended you keep esky and food in the car. They are not scared of people and they are BIG.

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Tidal River is the campsite for cowards like me, and why not? It is beautiful, with many short incredible walks nearby. Tides come in, tides go out, but the walk along Tidal River to Norman Bay was irresistible morning to night. During summer, the water was warm and kids and adults alike, lolled in the shallow pools. I didn’t travel far on this trip, preferring to enjoy Norman Beach and Tidal River. Doing the walk to Squeaky Beach was a ripper, but i was totally in awe of the tranquility so near to a very busy campsite.

The walk from Tidal River camp ground to Squeaky Beach with it’s white quartz sand offers views along the track which are pretty amazing. I just couldn’t get enough of Tidal River. And most of my photos reflect my infatuation.

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There is some interesting architecture to be found if you look in hidden corners

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I’m going back as soon as i can.

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Nelson – Glenelg River

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A quiet town near the border between Victoria and South Australia, Nelson is a place i recommend to anyone who likes to explore without tourism smashing them in the face. The Glenelg river is majestic and beautiful, as is the beach it empties into. The town of Nelson boasts one pub and not much more. Mt Gambia is close enough a drive to pick up supplies and run away from holiday crowds and back to serenity.

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On the way, we stopped for lunch at Kings Bakery in Hamilton and recommend the fresh sandwiches and carrot cake. Always love a cafe that gives you a decent sized pot of tea.

img_6727Our choice of accomodation was cabins, there wasn’t really much available to choose from, as we left it a bit late. Casuarina Cabins were clean, well equipped and reasonably priced. The grounds were well kept and the verandah had a table with chairs.

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Lots of great walks along the river.
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From river to ocean. The mouth of the Glenelg river is glorious, don’timg_6764 forget to check it out at both high and low tides.

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Being so close to Mt Gambier, we couldn’t resist Mount Schank. Overshadowed by its famous neighbour, the Blue Lake, (which wasn’t blue as we were not there at the right time. It is at it’s bluest in the warmer months,) Mount Schank is a dormant and by geological standards is a very young volcano, first erupting between 4500 and 5000 years ago. It is a challenging walk if you don’t have at least a mediocre level of fitness but achievable. It starts off easy. UP UP UP, then down down down to the centre where there is a pile of rocks to write your name.

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Then UP UP UP again and if you are still feeling the need for adventure, you can navigate around the rim. I don’t recommend this for people with mobility issues, or fear of heights. At some points it is quite narrow and scary. But very beautiful and you feel pretty damn good after you have done it!

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A trip around Mt Gambier isn’t complete without a walk to the Piccaninnie and Ewens Ponds. The water view from the top is not terribly exciting, but the walks are pretty and i envy the divers who are brave enough to go below and explore.

Finally, we cooked meals in our cabin most nights, but booked a Saturday dinner at the Nelson pub. The food was not exactly gourmet, or beautifully presented, but there was a lot of it. Book before you rock up, it is the only place in town where you can sit down and have a feed and a drink. Cheers.

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Don’t forget your fishing line!